This has absolutely nothing at all to do with gaming, but it made me burst out laughing this morning when I read it in my email, so I of course had to post it. I’m usually really good about not getting spam in my gmail, but that’s been changing slowly. At least I still have my work email. 

I have interest of investing in your country as well as seek your services in a private and confidential matter. I am a senior Auditor heading computing department here in our bank.
On my routine inspection I discovered a dormant account that does not belong to anybody with a Balance of ($3.850 Million USD}.I write to seek your indulgence and assistance in transferring this fund to your country through legal means.
I am proposing to make this transfer to a designated bank account of your choice in your country for investment. At the conclusion of this transaction, you will be given 30% of the total amount, 70% will be for me.
Let me know if you can handle it.
Mr Peter Kwesi
Gee, I should go ahead and email this stranger all my bank information right away! Wouldn’t you?